Shiny face dinner time

Thai food. 

4th grade story: Family Problems

I was rooting through some old things and I found some stories I wrote as a youngster. Hows about I type one up verbatim?

FAMILY PROBLEMS

Hi. My name is Lisa. My best friend is Jessica. I live at 2846 98th st. This is my little brother Micky. He drives me nuts. He inteups me when I am talking. When I have a friend over he shows off. He does his abcs. He is three years old. Then theres my mother. She is very beutiful in my opinen. It's as if she were a queen. And then my grumpy old stumpy father. He is ugly he smokes and he takes drugs. I'm almost afraid of him. 

And that's my family. My most problem of all is my little brother Micky. I was having my best friend Jessica over to spend the night. We were watching a movie. We had a lot of food. Popcorn, peanut brittle, pop, and a bunch of candy. You know how my brother shows off. He came in acting like he was a mumy. And since he couldn't see because his eyes were closed a he steped all over the food! Popcorn, peanut brittle, pop, and candy all over the floor! Of course we thought Micky would clean it up but Father made us clean up most of it! 

Thats only the problem with Micky wait till you hear other family Problems. Then my mother. We just had a big fun day together. When we got home she said she was going to take a nap in her room. I said I would go color a picture for her. When I got to my room I rememberd I left my crayons in my parents room. I peeked in to the room to see if she was asleep. She was siting in he chair looking in to the mear she reached up and took off her hair. I jumped back in horor and almost screamed! I ran into my room and began to cry! Still to this day mother does not know that I knew she was bald. 

And now my father. He sat down with a 12 pack box of beer to watch television. At about 12:49 at night I woke up hearing a noise I went down stairs to investagate I saw my father still in his chair the T.V. still on. My father sat not moving at all he was dead from watching too much t.v. I screemed in horor! OOOOOOOO! Everyone came down to see. We had his funeral three days later everyone was sad. 

THE END

I like how I said Micky was the biggest problem. Doesn't sound like it! And, Mom and Dad, if you're reading this, please remember history correctly and believe that this was a work of fiction!

News anchor mishap

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The library psycho abides

This morning,  our bookdrop had a special, meticulously wrapped package containing smaller meticulously wrapped packages containing peices of paper with nonsense either written or glued all over them. Whoever created this series obviously put a LOT of time into it and there's no way this person was healthy. In fact, much of the cut-and-pasted text appears to be from pamphlets about psychosis. Check it!

Easter Choir / The Kitchen is where food is born!

Here's the choir from Easter. I'm in the yellow dress. The fellow on the far left with the white shirt is the conductor. Fun!

I had lunch with a friend from Bloomington. I told him how library patrons ask questions in the most peculiar way; Without really trying to look on their own, they walk up to me and say "You don't have books on World War Two?" "You don't have cook books?" Why are they asking that way? My friend challenged me to just go with it next time. " We don't?! Oh, my gosh! We don't have books on World War Two? That doesn't sound right." Wonder if they'll believe me.

 

Panda with me

Please bare with me while I get this going. I don't have the necessary cable to get pictures up yet, but I will real real soon! Today was a great day off because I went record shopping and made a really good sandwich. Here is what was in the sandwich:

Sesame Bagel

Veganaise

Fake Sausage Patties

Fake Cheddar Cheese

Tomatoes

Grilled Onions

And it's getting to be so warm and beautiful here! I can hardly wait to touch the ocean.

First Entry

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